TODAY: go on STRIKE!!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. COMRADE, WHY TOIL DAY IN DAY OUT FOR THE [SAKE OF THE BOUGEOISIE]???? WE SHOULD ORGANIZE RESISTANCE TO EXPLOITATION IN WORKPLACE, FORM A TRADE UNION & PASS A RESOLUTION IN FAVOUR OF A ONE-DAY GENREAL STRIKE. DEMAND BETTER CONDITIONS, A SAFER ENVIRONMENT, AND A BIGGER SHARE OF THE CAPILTALIST PIE...LONG LIVE THE STRUGGLE!

FANTASTIC IDEAS RUNNING IN MY HEAD...

TO SET UP & OPERATE A PROPER PICK-ET LINE.
YOU WILL NEED:
A LENGTH OF SOLID ROPE (NOTSTRING), SOMETHING TO TIE IT TO (THE OUTSIDE OF THE WORKPLACE'S CUBICLE), A LIST OF ANTI-SCAB SLOGANS TO CHANT, A BUCKET TO RECEIVE CONTRIBUTIONS FRM THE PUBLIC. STAND IN FRONT OF THE LINE & INTIMIDATE ANY SCAB WHO TRIES TO CROSS IT WITH VERY THREATENING EYE CONTACT. GRRrrrr..

FOR THE GUTLESS:
FILL A PAPER BAG FILLED WITH THE CONTRIBUTIONS & LIGHT IT UP AT 'HER' DOORSTEP. MANNN...I M REALLY GONNA DO IT. LALALA

SIGH...ALTERNATIVELY:
TOLERATE & ENDURE & SMILE, WITH A WHOLELOADS OF SLOGANS TO CHANT AFTER.

OTHERWISE:
GET A SICK LEAVE, DOUBLE BLUFF.

LAST:
FANTASIZE UR ENEMY'S HEAD ON UR DINNER PLATE. EAAAT UP!